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Terrible Food Day

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On November 27, 2025
I sure hope everyone is enjoying the worst food day of the American year. Let's review: Turkey is dry meat and the modifications of the animal to create Dolly Partonesque breasts provides Americans their beloved "what if had more meat that tasted like nothing and...

Why Turkey?

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On November 24, 2022

Since turkey sucks, we should at least ask the question of why this vastly, objectively, inferior meat on Thanksgiving. The most common answer is that it is big, but that.

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I guess I had missed how right-wingers came to claim Thanksgiving as the ultimate celebration of free enterprise, but they sure have. The historian Lawrence Glickman has a fascinating article on how this happened. Google “Thanksgiving” and “free enterprise” and you will find links to...
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Thanksgiving Strategies

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On November 20, 2017
It's time for what is probably an annual post, which is asking you how you are going to make the terribleness of turkey edible for Thanksgiving. My own personal preference would be to eat basically anything else. Even if you need a large amount of...
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