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Happy Inferior Meat Day

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On November 23, 2023
Enjoy your meal. I am sure that your 30 hour process to create a bird that almost kinda not dry if you cover it in enough gravy is a huge success and that anything crunchy has been barred from your table like a nice Thanksgiving...

Why Turkey?

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On November 24, 2022

Since turkey sucks, we should at least ask the question of why this vastly, objectively, inferior meat on Thanksgiving. The most common answer is that it is big, but that.

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Happy Inferior Meat Day!

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On November 26, 2020
Look, if you just prepare the turkey THIS ONE WAY that only takes 38 hours, you can have a meal that is about 50% as good as throwing some chicken in the oven for 45 minutes. [Literally every article in every food magazine and website...
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This I Believe

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On November 21, 2018
It's time for the annual truth-telling session of Thanksgiving food: It is largely bad. 1) Turkey is an atrocity. I love how every November we see a zillion articles that read "If you do this one trick that takes 8 days, you will create an...
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