bitcoin
When I become a multigazillionaire on LoomCoin, I promise to do a better job on taking care of affected communities with my bullshit made up money than Bitcoin has. Coinmint.
I love cryptocurrency. "I am making up my own fucking money. I am a very serious person." It's so ridiculous on the face of it that it makes Oral Roberts.
My wish for 2018 is for the entire cryptocurrency boom to collapse in a titanic heap, leaving only charred ruins and a lot of LOLs in its wake. There are.