I Date Nate (So You Won’t Have To)

Stop what you’re doing right now and go look at what will now and forever be the most fantastic thing on the internet. It’s a website some libertarian vampire made. Apparently he  wants to date women (I think) but doesn’t want to do the hard work of actually dating. It’s all very confusing…and wonderful.

Anyway, he’s asked prospective dates to fill out an application of sorts and I have happily done so! Enjoy!