Pickles

The White House has released what they claim is the letter from Dylan: pic.twitter.com/Tte7wlUUpy

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) July 26, 2017

 

I don’t know if you know this or not, but Sarah Huckabee Sanders just hosted a press briefing where she proceeded to read a letter from a totally-not-made-up little boy named “Dylan” who’s nickname, we learned, is “Pickles.” Total Real Pickles asked Trump hard-hitting questions like “Why don’t people like you?” and “How big is the White House?”

What are the odds Trump is #Dylan ?

— superkaratemonkey (@LedZepBoxedSet) July 26, 2017

Dear President Trump,
I heard your penis is not only the longest but also has the most girth. Can you confirm this?
Fondly,#Dylan

— superkaratemonkey (@LedZepBoxedSet) July 26, 2017

She read it, then took questions from reporters. She did not answer any of them. Not one. Not one…with any sort of discernible, direct answer. In short, if it wasn’t about Pickles, Sarah just wasn’t having it.

SHS just cut the press briefing short because everyone asked her about Trump’s dumb transgender ban instead of Pickle’s letter.

— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) July 26, 2017

She wouldn’t answer questions about the military’s transgender policy, she wouldn’t answer questions about Trump’s fraught relationship with Jeff “Ah, Do Declayah!” Sessions, she even refused to answer some fairly innocuous questions about tax policy. Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t answer questions. She reads letters from little boys named “Pickles.” This is where we are now.