Those Tech Geniuses and Their DISRUPTION!!!!

In a story titled, “Apple Disrupts Silicon Valley With Another Eye-Catcher: Its New Home,” the New York Times demonstrates the truly DISRUPTIVE and INNOVATIVE process by which Apple has built a gigantic suburban office park. I look forward to the next incredible DISRUPTIONS from Silicon Valley such as engaging in rank sexism in the workplace and becoming middlemen in a livery service. Oh Silicon Valley, what will you think of next?

….Of course, the true DISRUPTION is that the complex lacks a child care center.