Quake in Fear, Liberals!

No man who has pitched with a bleeding ankle and spoken truth to all the many, many, many threats that face America can be defeated for president.

Former Major League Baseball player Curt Schilling is apparently ready to bring his racism and homophobia to the White House in eight years.

The outspoken conservative, who was fired from his job as an ESPN analyst in April after going on an anti-transgender rant, laid out his political plans in the comments section of a Facebook post on Sunday.

“I am going to run, soon,” the former All-Star pitcher wrote, “…state office first, white house in 8 years … or 4 if by some amazing illegal event this country elects another clinton.”

If there’s one state Schilling has in the bag, it’s Rhode Island!