I GOT YOU

OLDMAN MUND: I GOT YOU

SEK: You got me how?

OLDMAN MUND: TOTALLY GOT

SEK: How so?

OLDMAN MUND: COMPLETELY GOTTEN

SEK: Should I be worried?

OLDMAN MUND: PEED ALL OVER IT

SEK: Jesus Christ — peed all over what?

OLDMAN MUND: YOUR ROUND PAPER

SEK: My “round paper”?

OLDMAN MUND: PEED ALL OVER YOUR ROUND PAPER

SEK: Whereabouts?

OLDMAN MUND: THE ROOM I’M NOT ALLOWED IN FUCK YOU

SEK: The bathroom?

OLDMAN MUND: THE MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

SEK: You peed all over my “round paper” in the bathroom?

OLDMAN MUND: ALL OVER IT

SEK: So I need to buy more toilet paper?

OLDMAN MUND: I FUCKED THAT SHIT UP

SEK: You would be so be disappointed, if only you knew…