The Plan Was, to Drink Until the Pain Over

So much for the Cats.  Lexington shall not burn this year; it takes a special combination of circumstances to get a good basketball riot going in this town.  Winning the championship, to be sure; losing to Duke in the finals might also work.  This… merely depression and sad, lonely drinking.

But hey, Ducks!  The way things are looking with the Utes-Zags, the Ducks will need to win tomorrow in order for any Pac-12 team to advance to the Sweet 16…