Home / "family values" / Wisdom of ChildrenWisdom of Children By Shakezula / On January 31, 2016 / At 8:46 pm / In "family values" 1322 Views Sen. Creeponaut, family man. Am I surprised that Ted “Spanky” Cruz is unable to recognize non-verbal and verbal cues that clearly state “Back. The hell. Away. Old man”? No. I am not. Shakezula (she/her) is the hopefully obvious gnome de plume for a human being who has a different name on their state-issued identification card. Post navigation Prev PostWhat is the Midwest? Next Post#LOLBettman