BREAKING NEWS!
By In light of the fact of his concurrence today arguing that affirmative action is the precise constitutional equivalent of Jim Crow, Clarence Thomas has done the only possible honorable thing and submitted his resignation. After all, when George H. W. Bush took race into account when nominating Thomas according to Thomas’s own logic this was just as bad as if he believed that no African-Americans can serve on the Court, so really Thomas had no choice.