democrat, adj.
By Pronunciation: /ˈdɛməʊkræt/
1. An adj. that isn’t one used by conservative members of the Republic Party to sound deliberately and defiantly ignorant because that’s something to be proud of. Not at all related to these adj. rare examples:
1817 S. T. Coleridge Biographia Literaria I. x. 186 He…talked of purpose in a democrat way in order to draw me out.
1890 Spectator 15 Nov. 676 Whether a little farmer…is going to rule the Democrat Party in America.
2. An adj. that isn’t one used by conservative members of the Republic Party to make SEK want to spit nails into the brick wall against which he’s bashing his head forever.
3. An adj. that isn’t one that all the “cool kids” are using because slang is awesome and language changes and only old squares are interested in “conserving” the culture of their forebears because that wouldn’t be unintentionally ironic and what would members of the modern Republic Party be if not unwittingly ironic?