Aah! Reverse vampires! Reverse Vampires!
By I suppose the appropriate reaction to Glenn Beck’s latest fugue state pretty much writes itself.
Bart: So finally, we’re all in agreement about what’s going on with
the adults. Milhouse?
Milhouse: [steps up to blackboard] Ahem. OK, here’s what we’ve got: the
Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people —
Bart: Thank you.
Milhouse: — under the supervision of the reverse vampires —
Lisa: [sighs]
Milhouse: — are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish
plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. [sotto voce] We’re
through the looking glass, here, people…