The Most Pathetic Sentence in the History of the English Language
By Let’s check the sure-to-be-fascinating election coverage at Trainwreck Media:
On a conference call this afternoon, Dick Morris predicted a Mitt Romney victory…
Wait, what was that?
…conference call…Dick Morris
Really, isn’t this the point where you consider a more respectable career, like cold-calling widows to steal their Social Security numbers or selling expired baby food?
The sad thing is that the reaction from the wingnut second-stringers and punters when Romney fails to win Pennsylvania and Michigan will be to blame ACORN and the New And More Powerful Than Ever Black Panthers while the people who conned them gleefully cash their fat paychecks.