Game 6
By In an homage to the completely impartial commitment to the principle that no pundit can ever be fired for expressing views their employers find objectionable recently displayed by conservatives, I am proud to renew my eternal, deeply principled support for Dallas area sports franchises.
UPDATE: This is…not good enough for a game of this magnitude.
UPDATE II: I didn’t know the Rangers were now being managed by the late Gene Mauch.
UPDATE III: Don’t keep insulting the Impaler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE IV: Personal to Joe Girardi: David Robertson in an all-hands-on-deck elimination game: a superb choice! How about a little Mitre for the 6th? I also can’t resist pointing out that he would appear to be above the greatest pitcher athlete in Yankee known human history on the depth chart.
UPDATE V: In retrospect, I’m glad I didn’t write the post I was planning saying that I didn”t expect Lewis to have much.
UPDATE VI: Two words: Woo. Hoo. Anybody got one of those perpetual GIFS of Slappy taking the called third strike yet?