Heckava Job

In 2001, this man was pressured to resign from the new leadership position h’e been appointed to five months sooner. You see, he’d been accused of sexual harrassment by one of his employees. This oversensitive fellow took issue with his boss grabbing his genitals when he was naked in the locker room. The explanation our genital grabber gave for his behavior is perhaps more perplexing and terrifying than the act itself:

In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, Cargol described himself as “a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy.”

In that order? He went on to say he “hoped the employee could “feel comfortable enough with me (and others) to reciprocate the same level of playfulness and affection.”

So the game is this: guess new job the Bush administration found for our friend here. Just guess.

Story here, h/t CT.

Whoever’s writing this novel we’re trapped in has a hell of a morbid sense of humor.