Misfit Love
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[Insert gratuitous remark about Glenn Reynolds here]:
“I am talking about loving relationships about 40 years from now,” David Levy, author of the book “Love + sex with robots”, said at an international conference held last week at the University of Maastricht in the south-east of the country.
Robots as sex toys should already be on the market within five years, predicted Levy, “a sort of an upgrade of the sex dolls on sale now”.
These would have electronic speech and sensors that make them utter “nice sounds” when a human caresses their “erogenous zones”.
But to build robots as real partners would take a bit longer, with conversation skills being the main obstacle for developers.
Scientists were working on artificial personality, emotion and consciousness, said Levy, and some robots already appear lifelike.
“But for loving relationships — that is something completely different. In loving relationships there are many more things that are important. And the most difficult of all is conversation.
“You want your robot to be able to talk to you about what is interesting to you. You want a partner who has some similar interest to you, who talks to you in a manner that pleases you, who has a similar sense of humour to you.”
I was already feeling mildly aphasic today. This will not help.
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