Friday Cat Blogging I
By In honor of the passing of Kevin Drum…
This is Ulysses. He is the stupidest, smelliest, most revolting creature I have ever encountered in my fifty long years on this earth.
His father? How could anyone even know? His whore of a mother could barely stand him and discarded him at the age of six weeks. The people in his life who stuck for longer learned to hate him just as much. Ulysses has never held a steady job. He is almost immeasurably fat, like an Ungoliant with all of the gross and none of the menace. He owes you money, but certainly will never pay it back. His colors are uninteresting to the point of being basic. The number and tremendous stinkiness of his turds sometimes scares his sister away from the litterbox. He somehow manages to break his whiskers on a regular basis.
He is five and a half years old and has never been separated from his sister by more than a day.