Did Trump show up to vote with a fake Melania?

I mean more fake than usual.This is of course trivial in the broader picture — I don’t care do u? — but what’s significant is that it’s perfectly plausible that this happened today, and it’s easy enough to see how it would have (Melania decides at the last minute that she won’t put out, the Trump team goes into panic mode, and rather than having him show up by himself finds a replacement from the Uncanny Valley). We post, you decide!

As I’ve said more than once over the past nine years, we’re living in one of the 1970s black political comedies, which are now essentially documentaries.