Headline hustlers
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A fun thing to do after a major event, such as when the brain of a once and would-be future president shits the skull in public for almost an hour straight, is to check the headlines.
Above are a selection of headlines about yesterday’s town hall for the person Republicans elected POTUS in 2016 and are trying for a third time to elect POTUS. Those headlines aren’t the worst, that I found. Because many outlets just pull AP articles these days, this type of weasel shit is thick on the internet, and possibly in print.
In addition to dodging who turned the town hall into something other than a session of Gov. Noem carefully placing softballs in his tiny hands, I think it stretches the understood meaning of the word to describe the act of sharing your favorite tunes and videos with people as a concert. And that’s if the audience showed up expecting tunes and videos. Based on that headline it could be that Kid Rock showed up and gave a surprise performance. In short, it sucks.
Of the headlines I pulled, CBS News’ does the best job because it tells the reader that the Republican candidate for POTUS (for the third time in a row), stopped taking questions to listen to music. I like People’s the most because it squeezes a lot of WTF? into the first thing people see, including the unhinged quote.
Meanwhile, at least one unabashedly tRump-friendly outlet tried to absolve him of all responsibility and avoid mention of his playing music and “dancing.” It wound up giving the impression that his town hall was a death trap. Although it could also give the impression that Republican voters are a bunch of wilting violets.
