When I said you’re a childless cat lady, I meant you’re a deranged, bizarre sociopath :-)

Cisgender women rejoice. Sen. Juicy Divan Vance (R-Broyhill) won’t stop thinking about your junk. It’s the only thing that keeps him from humping the couch like a lustful pomeranian.

His new excuse for obsessing over the reproductive organs of people he’s never met is an hastily assembled straw uterus argument, the upshot being that women who don’t want to have children for a specific reason shouldn’t have children.

But he’s still mad about it. Or something.

JD Vance has said it is “deranged” and “very crazy” for women not to have children due to concerns about the climate crisis in his latest comments wading in on the choices of childfree Americans.

Donald Trump’s running mate has struggled to shake off the backlash for calling Kamala Harris and other Democrats “childless cat ladies” in a resurfaced interview with Tucker Carlson from 2021.

Now, in a new interview with The New York Times published on Saturday, the VP candidate was confronted once again about his past sexist comments less than one month out from the election.

While Vance admitted that his “childless cat ladies” remarks were “dumb”, he went on to stand by his argument, claiming that the US has become “almost pathologically anti-child” and that not having children due to concerns over climate change is “bizarre.”

Let’s be clear: As reasons not to have children go, Worried about global climate change and Mars is in Retrograde are equal because they’re only the concern of the person making the decision not to try to grow a human being in their body. That’s what Vance can’t stand.

And of course everyone knows that if one reason not to have children is bizarre, there are at least eleventy gillion more reasons that it is also bizarre. So his attempt to distinguish women who haven’t had children for medical or “social” reasons from the vague subset of women he’s pretending are the problem is, at best, laughable.

“I think you see it sometimes in the political conversation, people saying, well, maybe we shouldn’t have kids because of climate change. You know, when I’ve used this word sociopathic?” he said.

“Like, that, I think, is a very deranged idea: the idea that you shouldn’t have a family because of concerns over climate change.”

When pressed if he thinks it is “sociopathic” that some women don’t have children because they’re worried about climate change, Vance said: “I think that is a bizarre way of thinking about the future. Not to have kids because of concerns over climate change?… Yeah, I think that’s a really, really crazy way to think about the world.”

If deranged, sociopathic, bizzare crazy people aren’t having kids, I’d think that’s a good thing. Vance has a different idea. Probably one that involves forced lobotomy.