America’s Got Fascism renewed for 9th season

The nation’s stupidest reality TV show, which increasingly makes Jersey Shore look like The Oresteia, has got some new plot twists coming right up:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has recently approached the N.F.L. quarterback Aaron Rodgers and the former Minnesota governor and professional wrestler Jesse Ventura about serving as his running mate on an independent presidential ticket, and both have welcomed the overtures, two people familiar with the discussions said.

Mr. Kennedy confirmed on Tuesday that the two men were at the top of his list. It is not clear if either has been formally offered the post, however, and Mr. Kennedy is still considering a shortlist of potential candidates, the people familiar with the discussions said.

I swear if a time machine had let me read this post nine years ago I would be kicking it on a beach somewhere today, as opposed to chronicling all this in exchange for the consolations of blog glory and LoomCoin.