Karl Rove admits errors, poops his pants
By Shorter Karl Rove, more or less:
Seven years ago today, Democrats began calling George Bush a warmongering, lying knucklefucker. Unfortunately, I was too busy helping destroy Valerie Plame’s career to recommend much of a forceful response. Now, our economy is wrecked, I am divorced, and we are ruled by a Muslim socialist Kenyan strongman. Oh, that my testicles had been larger and plated with chrome!