America’s anti-vaxx misogynists in mourning

For both financial and “nothing even against them but we have seen enough of the Chiefs in the playoffs” reasons I was cheering for Baltimore. But on the other hand the Chiefs winning with Kelce having a Hall of Fame game will make all the worst and dumbest people in America mad:

Kelce had 11 catches on 11 targets for 116 yards, including a TD catch in which he was being blanketed by one of the NFL’s best safeties. Imagine how good he would have been if he hadn’t had his MANLY ESSENCE drained by the vaccine and having sex with an attractive woman!

I’m also reminded that my favorite moment in Peter Jackson’s Get Back is Paul observing that in the future some people would blame Yoko when the band broke up and these people would be abject fucking morons.