Middle Age Against (and for) Fascism
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Jeremy Peters: “Elon Musk’s politics are so unfathomably deep and complex they are beyond the ability of any mere mortal to summarize, but he is definitely not some standard-issue aging reactionary.”
Elon Musk: “saying you oppose the ‘MAGA agenda’ is attacking me, specifically”
“I liked them when they opposed George W. Bush’s ‘redneck agenda,’ but now that they’ve changed and opposed Donald Trump’s ‘MAGA agenda,’ I am going to listen to a band that leaves the politics out of it, like Rage Against the Machine. I am a very smart boy.”
Elon is such a Fox News Grandpa his chairs are probably all covered by some kind of nylon thing by now.
In related news, there was a truly horrifying confluence of Florida Men last night:
If Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party is any indication, the New York City sewers have a tunnel that leads all the way down the coast to Palm Beach.
The former president’s lavish parties have taken a hit in the years since his disgraced exit from office, and it seems as though Trump and his exclusive private membership club aren’t looking to change that soon. If anything, things have only taken a severe left turn for the bizarre.
For this year’s New Year’s Eve festivities, the venue booked noted one-hit-wonder Vanilla Ice as its headliner. Trump could be seen in audience videos during the party, bobbing his head along to the pop-rapper’s biggest song, “Ice Ice Baby.” Never one to comply with anyone else’s requests, Trump did not raise his arms when Vanilla Ice told the audience, “Get your hands in the air, it’s a new year!”