Valley of the Dulls
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So, Ben Shapiro set fire to some Barbie dolls. Why?
Because he’s a fuckhead. But you knew that.
Several brave souls watched and reported on his 43-minute screech about a blockbuster movie in which real people pretend to be plastic dolls that children play with and adults collect.
If you have even a passing familiarity with W.A.B., you can construct an outline of what he said because he always says the same thing. However, the articles do reveal hidden gems that I would have missed. This is my favorite:
One of the most inadvertently funny moments of Shapiro’s 43-minute mental breakdown was when Shapiro could not conceive of how “moms” who watch Barbie could possibly understand references to things like Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, the late producer Robert Evans, or The Godfather.
Moms are incapable of understanding references to movies of such iconic scope that they have their own gravity wells. That makes men with big muscly men brains like Ben highkey mad. On their behalf. Or maybe not. Maybe the problem is moms with their tiny mom brains shouldn’t be watching movies at all.
Who knows. Ben doesn’t.
He’s probably too busy telling his kids to stop crying, daddy had to set fire to their toys to destroy the woke liberals.
People who post off-topic comments will NOT be allowed to play with the Barbie Dreamhouse (TM)
