The Flooded Colony
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Hey everyone–remember that the United States is an imperialist power with colonies. One of them is a place called Puerto Rico, which surprised our last president. Well, said colony is now completely without power and has dealt with unbelievable levels of rain due to this hurricane.
A glance at some of the staggering rainfall reports in #PuertoRico from the last 24 hours. Catastrophic flash flooding ongoing w/ heavy rain still falling. #Fiona #HurricaneFiona @weatherchannel pic.twitter.com/15i0a2Mrn1
— Scot Pilié (@ScotPilie_Wx) September 19, 2022
Hmmm….maybe we should bring this colony in as a state so that the nation has to at least pretend that this land of Spanish speaking brown people will be treated as equal and at least get attention from the general public when hurricanes hit and other natural disasters strike. But that would be crazy talk, amirite?