And the next martyr-hero of men who think they have a God-given right to women’s bodies is …

Gary Busey. He was arrested in New Jersey and charged with several counts of being a handsy creep.

Detectives have charged the actor with two counts of criminal sexual conduct in the fourth degree, one count of attempted criminal sexual contact, and one count of harassment.

To save everyone time, here is a list of the things that the pro-groper league will burp up in response:

1. He didn’t do it.
2. Maybe he did do it, but it wasn’t like he killed any one.
3. Are we gonna ruin this guy’s life because of ONE mistake (if you don’t count those other mistakes)?
4. The accuser is a liar who wants attention.
5. He’s a great actor.
6. He’s innocent until proven guilty, so no one is allowed to talk about it.
7. Arglebargle something P.C. police, lesbophobic brain barf, why can’t women take a joke, something.

If it will kill you to stay on topic in a thread about sexual harassment and assault, it was nice knowin’ ya.