Weapons of mass delusion
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Didn’t Maureen Dowd write a column touting Gabbard as the intriguing dark horse candidate for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination? I’m not checking but that seems like the sort of thing MoDo would do.
Meanwhile, the Last Honest Man in Journalism:
You cannot hope to bribe or twist
Thank God! — the Substack journalist.
But seeing what the man will do unbribed
There’s no occasion to.
. . . Shocking, as in “totally predictable:”