Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for

If you are fortunate enough not to understand the above chyron…taking her tweeted story at face value, a friend of Nicki Minaj’s cousin got an STD, and blamed it on taking the COVID vaccine. Minaj pretended to take the story at face value because she doesn’t want to take the vaccine and hence was (properly) banned from the Met gala.

Is this a good enough story for Tucker to turn it into anti-vaxx propaganda? If you don’t know the answer at this late date we have failed you:

Here’s Tucker Carlson reading Nicki Minaj’s “testicles became swollen” tweet out loud pic.twitter.com/CvkY4vxMB4— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 14, 2021

I assume this was followed by an ad assuring people that Tucker Carlson brand horse paste will make your balls only somewhat bigger than average.

Elsewhere among the anti-vaxx set, it must be noted that the kids are alright:

Michael Tracey visits Connecticut College ostensibly to do journalism about their covid rules but decides to give a speech to the students while standing in front of a highway holding a briefcase with an antenna on it for some reason pic.twitter.com/UTfvmqNr6I— Ali (@haramcart) September 14, 2021

Exclusive footage of the discourse from today pic.twitter.com/VVEdQWN1eH— Lily (@MamentaLily) September 13, 2021