Elegy for a faux hillbilly
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Now this here’s the story of a man named Vance
Who went to Yale Law School to give himself a chance
To make a career out of claiming to be poor
When right all along he was on a plutocratic tour.
Josh Mandel is both completely unscrupulous and probably legitimately crazy, and Ohio Republicans aren’t going to settle for some pale imitation of the MAGA chronic, especially when it’s being pushed by somebody who is just an errand boy for one of those people, if you know what I mean.