Here We Go Again
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In times past, I’ve described my aversion to start-of-the-semester meetings. Since my banal complaints are permanently archived on the intertubes, I’m not going to rehash them here as I prepare for two — only two?!?!?! — enervating days of conversation about my university’s “Strategic Plan” and its “Accreditation Self-Study.”
I will, however, remind readers in the Seattle or Anchorage areas that Juneau is only a 2-hour flight away, and that if any of you were to take it upon yourselves to come up here and — I dunno — kill me or something, you’d be solving more problems than you’d be creating.
That is all.