I-35W

This is just awful. For eight years in graduate school, this was the bridge I took to the U. of M. campus.

And as you might expect, it took about 30 minutes before the mouth-breathers at Little Green Footballs were performing complex numerological calculations in hopes of uncovering a secret jihadist plot. Both Assrocket and Capn’ Crunch noted ominously that bridges like this “just don’t collapse” in the U.S.

Unreal.