Deep Thoughts By Greg Gutfeld
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Since there’s no serious defense of Trump’s conduct but his propaganda outlets have a lot of space to fill, you’ll get more and more of this:
One of the tells that defending Trump is getting harder is his defenders' frequent forays into water bong existentialism. https://t.co/BjsQhU7D2X— *Palpatine voice* UNLIMITED DADPUNS🍝 (@AdamSerwer) November 15, 2019
“Life is bribery. And busting out casinos. And election ratfucking. And fraudulent universities. It’s a long and winding road.”
The best part of this is Juan Williams — a man who has for years made a good living by being able to maintain a straight face while the people around him spew the most ludicrous bullshit imaginable — reacts to Gutfeld like he’s a particularly dim four-year-old who just peed on the floor. And Gutfeld actually has his own show on this network, so you can imagine what the rando talking heads must be saying.