Chronicles of Mock Outrage

Shorter Ole Perfesser:

Because Nancy Pelosi is some kind of prima donna, she is morally responsible for the degradation of the climate. (Snicker snicker.) But since my position on global warming is hopelessly incoherent and ineffectual, I don’t actually care if the planet is actually warming or whether humans are actually bringing about climate change at all. Otherwise, I might have uttered a spare word or two over the past four years critiquing the current administration for all the carbon it’s burned in the War on Countries Not Responsible for 9/11 Islamofascism.

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