They will call them the Unity President (update)
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The MuskTrump presidency is spreading unity and bringing people together like never before.
Pardon? NYT Pitchbot already did that bit? Oh well.
LONDON (AP) — All five parties in Greenland’s parliament issued a joint statement on Friday rejecting President Donald Trump’s latest effort to take control of the strategic Arctic island.
The statement was issued by the leaders of all five parties that won seats in parliament in an election held earlier this week.
“We — all party chairmen — cannot accept the repeated statements on annexation and control of Greenland,” the statement said. “We, as party chairmen, find this conduct unacceptable to friends and allies in a defense alliance.”
Meanwhile, the Great Glistening Saturate is guaranteeing that any U.S. soldiers deployed in Greenland are treated with open hostility and suspicion.
Trump reminded his audience that the U.S. already has military bases in Greenland.
“Maybe you’ll see more and more soldiers go there,” he said. “I don’t know.”
Update: Thanks to Commentarion jmauro2000 for some details on the military base in question.
Also that base is like in the middle of nowhere. You literally cannot access it 6 months out of the year and even then no way you can get more than like 100 more people there.
Based on a quick check of the internets this is the Pittufik AFB (formerly Thule). Thanks again to jmauro2000 for the confirmation.
And yes, it is worth noting that having military bases in a country does not mean you get to shout “Mine!” about the whole country when the mood strikes. Neither will attempts to fill a military base with “more and more soldiers” go unnoticed or unopposed.
