It’s been a short honeymoon

I won’t claim to have watched a second of tonight’s episode of Triumph of the Shill — here were more important matters such as the epochal matchup between the 15th and 25th best teams in the NHL to watch on DVR — but it does seem an appropriate occasion for Trump’s approval ratings to return to the net negative status where they belong:

There’s no money back guarantee on future happiness. And while I suppose You Never Know I personally don’t think $12 avocados are going to turn things around.