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Breaking: The Information Security Administration hands over White House Wi-Fi to totally not any kind of security risk Elon Musk

By Paul Campos

On March 18, 2025

At 4:48 pm

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In case you were wondering what’s going on down on Maggie’s farm:

NEW: Starlink is now operating as a WiFi service across the WH campus, per people briefed. Musk is said to have donated the service to the government. It is said to be working through existing fiber cables at a data center miles away from WH. https://t.co/1iDE8Fzb93— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 18, 2025

SpaceX engineer and current SGE Chris Stanley, who’s worked with DOGE, created a stir when his visit to the roof of the EEOB to explore installing Starlink there in Feb tripped off a USSS alarm. https://t.co/1iDE8Fzb93— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 18, 2025

White House officials said it was added as a service to improve WiFi on the complex. Some experts and current and former administration officials officials raised cybersecurity concerns about the new network https://t.co/1iDE8Fzb93— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 18, 2025

Irony has been reported dead on numerous occasions, so this is probably more like desecration of a corpse.