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Google Maps now refer to the Gulf of America, on the orders of President Joffrey the Psychopath.
Meanwhile, the jostling for the position of Official Fellatrix of the Mushroom Member remains stiff:
Rep. Buddy Carter (R-Ga.) introduced a new bill this week aiming to rename Greenland to “Red, White, and Blueland,” as President Trump seeks to acquire the island territory.
The legislation, called the “Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025,” directs Interior Secretary Doug Burgum to oversee the implementation of the name change and to ensure official documentation and maps refer to Greenland by its updated name.
The legislation also authorizes Trump to enter into negotiations with Denmark “to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland.”
“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland,” Carter said in a statement Tuesday, after introducing the legislation.
“President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal,” he added.
Trump has repeatedly expressed interest in purchasing Greenland, a semi-autonomous country that is currently under Denmark’s control. He has argued that the U.S. taking over the Arctic island is necessary for national security purposes.
Here’s some more breaking news to help reach out and grab the Stephen Miller era:
On Tuesday Page Six matched earlier reporting by TMZ that Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert was seen with Kid Rock during inaugural celebrations for President Trump—and claims the pair left a party together at 2:30 AM. While Page Six was unable to confirm any relationship with Boebert’s staff (“I think we’ll pass,” her spokesperson told the column), it kind of checks out—Boebert is, after all, such a fan of white rappers from Detroit that she once composed a rap tribute to Eminem.
LGM regrets the implied equivalence of Kid Rock with Eminem.