Bending the knee
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Jeff Bezos is leaving nothing to chance, to the extent possible, which I very much hope he finds out personally is “not very much:”
Amazon Prime has exclusively licensed a documentary film for global theatrical and streaming release that will give viewers an “unprecedented behind-the-scenes look” at First Lady Melania Trump’s life, Fox News Digital has learned.
Fox News Digital has learned that the project is expected to be released globally in theaters and for streaming use in the second half of 2025.
Filming for the upcoming documentary BEGAN IN DECEMBER 2024. The documentary will be executive produced by First Lady Melania Trump and Fernando Sulichin of New Element Media, with Brett Ratner of RatPac Entertainment serving as director.
RatPac Entertainment suggests the writers are really mailing it in here, but after nine years it’s hard to come up with good material.
I understand. You found paradise in America, had a good trade, made a good living. The police protected you; and there were courts of law. And you didn’t need a friend like me. But uh, now you come to me and you say — “Don Corleone give me justice.” — But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather.
Roy Cohn is having a good laugh, assuming they have decent WiFi in Hell.