Happy Thanksgiving!
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Feast upon whatever kind of bird, mammal, fish, or animal substitute that you and your family tend to enjoy! My responsibility this year was pie, and I fulfilled it in the most shameful ways possible by a) acquiring rather than making the pies, and b) leaving the family at a disgraceful and dangerous 4:7 pie:people ratio. During and after the feast the game of American football shall be viewed (with the exception of the Giants-Cowboys game, which is naptime), and if there’s time tonight we’ll try to watch Planes, Trains and Automobiles, a film that has gotten better every single year…