The smallest man who ever lived can’t shake it off
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The emotionally stunted piece of shit who never learned to control his impulses the Republicans want to put back in the White House is having the expected reaction to a woman expressing a preference for someone who isn’t him.
His campaign started selling t-shirts that rip off the Eras tour poster, several outlets reported yesterday.
But the pettiness of the move suggests the former president may be more agitated by Swift’s endorsement of Kamala Harris than he has let on.
Good guess.
I can’t wait for the members of the Exalted Order of Chin Stroking Pundits to spin an old man waking up to announce that he hates someone who didn’t endorse him, is everything he isn’t (talented, popular, beautiful, gainfully employed, rich) and has a huge fan base into a stunning work of strategic genius.
On a completely different topic: Does anyone know what happens if a presidential candidate has a fatal cerebrovascular accident right before the election?
