JD Vance hates America
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The following things are true:
(1) JD Vance represents the people of Springfield, Ohio, in the US Senate.
(2) The Haitian immigrants in Springfield are all there legally, and their employers love them because they are extremely hardworking (PPP per capita income: Haiti $3,320, USA, $78,700), aren’t strung out on opioids like the Spawn of Meemaw, and also go to church every Sunday.
(3) The claim that they kidnap pets in order to eat them was invented by a literal Nazi, who Vance chose to then platform.
Meanwhile, Merrick Garland is crying about how wrong it is to try to “politicize” the DOJ:
Protip: JD Vance will literally put you in prison if he gets half a chance to do so.