I like candidates who weren’t turned into newts

God, still exhausted from sending angels to flick bullets into bystanders, could not protect Donald tRump from witches on Tuesday. I guess.

A conservative, evangelical, pro-Trump preacher put his own dark magic spin on the right-wing accusation that ABC News — as the host network — rigged Tuesday’s presidential debate in favor of Democratic candidate Kamala Harris, and against GOP nominee Donald Trump.

“When I say ‘witchcraft’ I am talking about what happened tonight,” Lance Wallnau wrote on X, formerly Twitter.

“Occult empowered deception, manipulation and domination. That’s what ABC pulled off as moderators, and Kamala’s script handlers set up the kill box,” the pastor continued.

Lance Wallnau is one of the legion of perverts who work the Give Me Your Money, Praise Jesus! grift. They love a moral and spiritual weakling who (according to them) witches can force to yell about gender affirming surgery for illegal immigrants. They don’t want anyone righteous or even 49% decent. That person might not do all the wretched things they want him to. To say nothing of setting a bar higher than chthonian for themselves and their followers.

And of course, riling up the faithful by shouting about “witches” in the media is another bonus. They can be nudge-nudge, wink-winked toward violence and they’ll fork over cash for spell-deflecting tips.