They told me to go fash but I was already there

At some point, the cognitive dissonance has to get unbearable. It feels better to just let it out:

You see, The Party Left Her (because only people who answer caller IDs from “The Federal Wallet Inspector” didn’t know a right-wing crank cosplaying as a vaguely progressive populist when they see one.)

Elon Musk’s most pathetic mannequin has arrived at the same destination in the most characteristically petulant and passive-aggressive way possible:

It was people bringing up his, ah, “satirical” misogyny the last time he will ever write anything that could be accurately described as coming from the political left that put him on the inexorable road to MAGA, so it’s like a miniature version of his origin story.