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Let he who has never beheaded a whale with a chainsaw, strapped the severed head to the roof of the family minivan, then driven five hours down the highway streaming clouds of whale offal cast the first stone

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Is this just a little weird?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once decapitated a dead whale with a chain saw on a beach, according to his daughter Kick Kennedy.

In a resurfaced interview with Town & Country in 2012, Kick Kennedy described the event as “normal.”

The story resurfaced over the weekend after Robert F. Kennedy Jr dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed former President Donald Trump.

Kick Kennedy described how her father found a whale that had washed up dead on Squaw Island, a Massachusetts beach.

According to her, RFK Jr ran down the beach with a chain saw, cut off the whale’s head and bungee-corded it to the roof of the family minivan, because he likes studying animal skulls and skeletons.

The family then drove five hours back to Mount Kisco, New York, with the whale on the roof.

“Every time we accelerated on the highway, whale juice would pour into the windows of the car, and it was the rankest thing on the planet,” said Kick Kennedy.

“We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out, and people on the highway were giving us the finger, but that was just normal day-to-day stuff for us.”

Mitt Romney chuckles softly to self, as he moves permanently out of first place in the scion of a political dynasty who became a subject of public opprobrium for strapping an animal to the top of the family minivan sweepstakes.

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