Thank You!
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Forgive me for having been remiss regarding the results of the Pledge Drive. I have been working on adding an Apple Pay option after many folks asked for it, but unfortunately it does require some bureaucratic busywork and so won’t be ready until next month. I have added a CashApp ($lawyersguns) account by request, and will add the Apple Pay option to our donation page when it becomes available.
In any case, the Pledge Drive was a rousing success! Y’all came through at about 15% higher than last year, with an increase in Patreon pledges of about 20%. You have our deepest thanks, and presumably a grudging lack of disrespect from Loomis. We will be adding some additional merch options over the next few months, and have given some consideration to an LGM Bourbon Barrel Subscription. More on that later. Until then, please enjoy your annual full LGM subscription and all of the rights and privileges than membership entails…