The State of LoomCoin
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Some frequently asked questions about LoomCoin:
If LoomCoin cannot lose value, why do we have to donate our fiat currency?
Your fiat currency is mostly worthless because of Bidenomics, so it’s not like it’s doing you any good anyway. We at LGM are collecting fiat currency for… archival purposes.
Where are my LoomCoin?
In the mail! Probably.
Is LoomCoin still in crisis?
Has Erik become any less ornery? Well, there’s your answer.
When can I expect LoomCoin to become convertible?
LoomCoin is already convertible, if you want it hard enough.
Can I use LoomCoin at Burning Man?
You can try!