Please Feed the Kitties
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I have cats. One, Ulysses, is morbidly obese. In order to be able to support these cats in the style to which they are accustomed, I need to budget a substantial portion of my monthly income to cat food. Will I be able to tell Ulysses and Katniss “yes, I foresee a future in which you can continue to eat” after today? I don’t know. Looking at our current progress… I just don’t know.
Please. Keep Ulysses fat.