Crass Commercialism at Its Worst
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Our merch is just not moving at the rate that we’d like. As a consequence, I’ve enlisted my daughter Miriam to help with a presentation of some of our more interesting items:
Miriam plays cello; her twin Elisha plays guitar. I don’t want to alarm anyone, but if the pace of fundraising doesn’t step up we’re going to have to sell Miriam’s cello to pay for Elisha’s guitar lessons, which would be terribly inconvenient because we’ve already sold Elisha’s guitar to pay for Miriam’s cello lessons.
Step up!