Trump falls asleep during his criminal trial
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In case you forgot, “Sleepy Joe” is Donald Trump’s nickname for Joe Biden.
Meanwhile, Maggie Haberman says wake up Donald I think I’ve got something to say to you:
Former President Donald J. Trump seemed alternately irritated and exhausted Monday morning, as his lawyers and prosecutors hashed out pretrial motions before jury selection in his criminal case.
Even as a judge was hearing arguments on last-minute issues in a criminal case that centers on salacious allegations and threatens to upend his bid for the presidency, Mr. Trump appeared to nod off a few times, his mouth going slack and his head drooping onto his chest.
The former president’s lead lawyer, Todd Blanche, passed him notes for several minutes before Mr. Trump appeared to jolt awake and notice them.
At other times, Mr. Trump whispered and exchanged notes with Mr. Blanche. He sat motionless while his own words from the infamous “Access Hollywood” tape — on which bragged about grabbing women’s genitals — were read from a transcript by a prosecutor.
“Salacious allegations” is kind of a weird phrase, as not even Trump is actually contesting the fact that he paid off a porn star to not blab about the precious and few moments these two can share.
Too bad there’s no video of Trump falling asleep in the middle of his own criminal trial, although who knows if anything matters any more.